this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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