I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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