you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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