two words: eviction party
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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