but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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