My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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