Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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