Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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