When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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