Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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