dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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