I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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