Why are handjobs necessary in class?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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