this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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