i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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