She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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