so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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