Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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