Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do vagina's smell?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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