420 ftw
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
it glows. i had to have it.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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