I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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