But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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