We're like a lot better than the average bears
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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