There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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