I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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