And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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