So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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