Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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