cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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