Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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