i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
no more duck duck goose at the bar
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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