I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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