garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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