Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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