so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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