I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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