I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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