Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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