Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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