i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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Still dying that you shit outside
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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