Do you still have your period?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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