You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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