Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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