Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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