Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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