I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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