I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
True college students do jello shots in the library
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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