If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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