is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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