she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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